Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 2011
Teddy! What happened to your head? I was playing street hockey, and I got whacked in the face. I got two stitches! Wanna see? Ooh! Yeah! No. No. No. I get light-headed when I see blood. I might pass out! WHAT? Oh, brother! So you FAINT when you see a BOO-BOO? Francis, that is the WUSSIEST thing I've ever heard! What about a BLISTER? Do you get all dizzy when you see a... Oops, sorry, I got food on you. You...huh?...What is that? Egg salad. EGG SALAD... CLUNK! Huh, my bad. This is CHICKEN salad.