Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 07, 2011

  1. Rodd
    rodd Premium Member over 12 years ago

    first!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Eighth!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Yeah, male mantises really haven’t got a prayer.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Beau – you might want to check out the rest of yesterday’s forum…. and your mail…

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    11! Is that a trick question? No, I usually do it after, mom..

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    Mongo  over 12 years ago

    Look, we’re going to make beautiful music together, with hours and hours of ecstasy.

    That doesn’t mean you go out of your head by eating mine.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Hey, it ain’t easy for a girl to get a head in this big world. A Mantis version of the Mary Tyler Moore Show?BTW, lets be funny, (Ooops! I meant “careful”) with the head jokes, OK? I mean we’re all intellectuals here, right? We don’t have to stoop low and..and…Ha! I can’t even type that! Let wit be flung….

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    hwcrescent  over 12 years ago

    from the daughter’s expression, it appears mom has pearl harbored her

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    In that exact order?

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    ChucklinChuck  over 12 years ago

    Are they head over feelers in love?

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Since they usually start with the male’s head, it brings a new meaning to giving h…wait, can I say that here?

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    These talks are ALWAYS awkward!

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    Yukoneric  over 12 years ago

    I’m a virgin!

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    “No Mom, I plan to wait until I’m married to do that.”

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Night-Gaunt…thank you for sharing…

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    BTW, I’m going to look at zombies differently now…thanks a lot, Night!

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