Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 01, 2011

When Brewster is the sane one in the convo, you know you’re not dealing with things very well …

Pam: His name is Dr. Mel, and he’s been stealing from everyone on the ship. You’re just the first one to notice (Cliff’s been too senile to pick up on it, Brewster couldn’t tell the difference anyway, and most of Winky’s time has been taken out of his spleen). If you look behind the “Turn balloons alive raygun” you’ll find his “Rip van Winkle box”.

Yeah, and she also has that atomic hair dyer.Which probably has a hair trigger.

It’s Al Gore. He’s responsible for the Internet, which is constantly stealing time from me.

Yeah put the crazy back in the box. Brewster covers the market on that!

Good golly! Pam is wigging out!?! . . . ☻

Better to put the raygun back in the box.

Denial is a terrible thing to watch. I’m still trying to figure out where she carries that weapon.

Brewster as the voice of reason.

Brewster, a hot tub would calm her down…

But Pam might be willing to have a fling with Brewster, just this once, before she gets older.

The only “time thief” I kow of is a guy in a really stupid costume.

It’s Cliff. He’s been killing time since he came aboard. And Pam pays for it.

It’s OK, Pam, you still look damn good.

My hair started turning silver when I was 19… I certainly wouldn’t call it a sign of old age. An interesting and stressful life, perhaps, but not old age. Take it easy, Pam.