It’s useless to try and use logical arguements to dissuade fanatically single purposed drones to abandon their master’s commands. It doesn’t work on mutts either. Besides, I don’t think they speak English… :)
To the tune of Eleanor RigbyAh, look at all the climbing sentries Ah, look at all the climbing sentries Topsider mutt-things Climbing the sides Of the gantry to get to our spot It’s getting hot More at the doorway Wearing a face That is fixed in a permanent grin Who had they been? These Topsider sentries Who did their brains come from? These Topsider sentries Why have they gone so wrong? Ah, look at all the climbing sentries Ah, look at all the climbing sentries Where’s Captain Blackie? Planning attacks But the mission’s gone horribly wrong Taking too long Can’t find the target Warnings and shots In the night for the mutt-things are there Does Blackie care? These Topsider sentries Who did their brains come from? These Topsider sentries Why have they gone so wrong? Ah, look at all the climbing sentries Ah, look at all the climbing sentries We almost died there Died in our perch And were falling with mutt on our back Under attack Where’s Captain Blackie? Wiping her hands of the mission As she rides away What will she say? This Topsider rocket They’ve changed the plans on me This Topsider rocket Wait, here’s the M-G-C But ah, look at all the climbing sentries Ah, look at all the climbing sentries =|====/ Level Head Vote for Endtown 2.0 And for Doc Rat, too The Endtown Forum
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i find this episode especially amusing. it’s almost exactly like this how i found amoeba records in san francisco. just when i was about to give up…oh wait. that can’t be it, can it?
Nope. You press the vending button…..the auto destruct is announced…. try and cancel it by transplanting the hologramatic personality of a senior officer into the last human left…. doesn’t work… countdown ends….and the shake an crispy bar arrive in the vending chute.
It’s just past the Master Living Room (MLR), turn right at the Master Dining Room (MDR), and go through the Master Hallway (MHW), then there you are at the Master Guest Closet.
Has the MGC sign been there all along, or did it just appear? If it’s been there all along, then it’s kind of a joke from Aaron. If it just appeared, then someone is listening to their conversation and is setting them up for something.
You know, this whole predicament may have something to do with that UMA (Universal Mutt Attractor) that Flask stuck on Wally’s back just before he left the transporter. (just kidding, but doesn’t that sound like something Flask would do, just to make sure the diversion worked. :) )
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Wally has to kill, but he really, really doesn’t want to. That’s what I so love about Endtown. It’s about humanity.Not everyone in Endtown is aware of this, but the rules of the world are: 1) Stay alive. 2) Stay human.Achieving objective 1 by itself is not enough. Objective 2 is being constantly re-defined. “Human” is what’s happening on the inside as much as what is showing on the outside. Wally is closer to human than Flask. The Topsiders appear by their actions to be less human than most of the mutants.I am fascinated by Linda. She will be a very interesting character to watch, as her definition of human changes. If Neathery plays this right, then even though she started out as a torturing sadist, I could find myself quite warming to her, during her development.
DADOF3 over 12 years ago
It’s useless to try and use logical arguements to dissuade fanatically single purposed drones to abandon their master’s commands. It doesn’t work on mutts either. Besides, I don’t think they speak English… :)
DADOF3 over 12 years ago
Oh, you mean THAT MGC panel….
Level_Head over 12 years ago
To the tune of Eleanor RigbyAh, look at all the climbing sentries Ah, look at all the climbing sentries Topsider mutt-things Climbing the sides Of the gantry to get to our spot It’s getting hot More at the doorway Wearing a face That is fixed in a permanent grin Who had they been? These Topsider sentries Who did their brains come from? These Topsider sentries Why have they gone so wrong? Ah, look at all the climbing sentries Ah, look at all the climbing sentries Where’s Captain Blackie? Planning attacks But the mission’s gone horribly wrong Taking too long Can’t find the target Warnings and shots In the night for the mutt-things are there Does Blackie care? These Topsider sentries Who did their brains come from? These Topsider sentries Why have they gone so wrong? Ah, look at all the climbing sentries Ah, look at all the climbing sentries We almost died there Died in our perch And were falling with mutt on our back Under attack Where’s Captain Blackie? Wiping her hands of the mission As she rides away What will she say? This Topsider rocket They’ve changed the plans on me This Topsider rocket Wait, here’s the M-G-C But ah, look at all the climbing sentries Ah, look at all the climbing sentries =|====/ Level Head Vote for Endtown 2.0 And for Doc Rat, too The Endtown Forum
bikenboatn over 12 years ago
Missile Guidance Control?
aneathery over 12 years ago
The Endtown mini-comic that I produced for Comicpalooza 2011 is now available to YOU for the offensively low price of $2.50 (price includes s&h, international add $1 for each copy ordered ). Besides sporting a snazzy full color cover, it contains an all-new 22 page story that is available nowhere else. And just because I feel like doing it, I’ll sign and personalize (if desired) each and every copy I mail out. Simply pay via PayPal using my email address, aaronneathery@gmail.com, and be sure to include your mailing address. If you can’t pay with PayPal, send payment to:Aaron NeatheryPO Box 920558Houston, TX 77292And, just so you know, I’m completely open to donations. The cat and mouse that live in my head will thank you. :-)
aneathery over 12 years ago
.. and original Endtown art is still for sale. Contact me for details @ aaronneathery@gmail.com
Mediatech over 12 years ago
Never mind that, just look for the panel marked: “Self Destruct System, Do not Pull this Lever”
firedome over 12 years ago
i find this episode especially amusing. it’s almost exactly like this how i found amoeba records in san francisco. just when i was about to give up…oh wait. that can’t be it, can it?
Arcaton over 12 years ago
Nope. You press the vending button…..the auto destruct is announced…. try and cancel it by transplanting the hologramatic personality of a senior officer into the last human left…. doesn’t work… countdown ends….and the shake an crispy bar arrive in the vending chute.
Ida No over 12 years ago
It’s just past the Master Living Room (MLR), turn right at the Master Dining Room (MDR), and go through the Master Hallway (MHW), then there you are at the Master Guest Closet.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
And it appears like MGC…
gary wolner over 12 years ago
Holly’s got a really knotted up tail today!
Herb Thiel Premium Member over 12 years ago
The MUTTs look like ants.
davidf42 over 12 years ago
Has the MGC sign been there all along, or did it just appear? If it’s been there all along, then it’s kind of a joke from Aaron. If it just appeared, then someone is listening to their conversation and is setting them up for something.
DADOF3 over 12 years ago
You know, this whole predicament may have something to do with that UMA (Universal Mutt Attractor) that Flask stuck on Wally’s back just before he left the transporter. (just kidding, but doesn’t that sound like something Flask would do, just to make sure the diversion worked. :) )
dwandelt Premium Member over 12 years ago
Better start crankin’, Kiddo!
awesome person over 12 years ago
definitely NOT a trap (obviously a trap)
Jenner Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh, and check the Endtown Underground Open Mike page for my latest filk song, Surface Girl. Exclusive to that site – you won’t find it here. http://s4.zetaboards.com/Endtown/topic/9276045/1/#new
Jenner Premium Member over 12 years ago
Wally has to kill, but he really, really doesn’t want to. That’s what I so love about Endtown. It’s about humanity.Not everyone in Endtown is aware of this, but the rules of the world are: 1) Stay alive. 2) Stay human.Achieving objective 1 by itself is not enough. Objective 2 is being constantly re-defined. “Human” is what’s happening on the inside as much as what is showing on the outside. Wally is closer to human than Flask. The Topsiders appear by their actions to be less human than most of the mutants.I am fascinated by Linda. She will be a very interesting character to watch, as her definition of human changes. If Neathery plays this right, then even though she started out as a torturing sadist, I could find myself quite warming to her, during her development.