Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for October 17, 2011

You can’t stop Argo Impenary, you can only hope to contain him.

Azal has had it. No more kicking touchdowns for him. But Gil remains a model of understanding and compassion. Nothing his players do seems to make him lose his temper.

“I keeck no more touchdowns!”

Oops Chiphilton already said that……………

Love it. A PAT/FG specialist with tape on. P3- Azal begins the meltdown.

I thought for sure Azal wouldn’t quit until he was sitting over a milkshake at the after game gathering.

I can hardly wait for Azal to exactly replicate Bill Buckern’s booted grounder during baseball season!

Gil The Benevolent, what a coach. I want to see a frame of Wildcat going beserk in the stands, swilling whiskey and screaming about his ‘little Bobby’ not getting a scholarship to LSU or Alabama because of Gil’s inability to find a kicker. Wildcat and Marty team up to destroy Gil.

Impenary does not quite equate to Yepremian. It’s one e short.

Fans must protest this team’s poor play. Occupy Milford!

It is now clear that ‘Argo Impenary’ is really a Greek demonic figure who is dedicated to wiping out Azal and his family. Argo—from the Greek myth, Jason and the Argonauts; Imp—which refers an offspring of the devil.