Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 15, 2011

Since is car has horsepower, does this horse have carpower?

A Mustang??

Neigh.

Not a Pinto, obviously …where did you find a clothspin that small, Ralph ?

or my child is the biggest ass at Jackson Middle School.

I want to see an “other car” sticker that lists a really unpopular one, like the Edsel or a Yugo.

Bumper sticker on a VW Beetle “I’m really a Mercedes, I just haven’t hatched yet.”.

That quote is from my grandfather who repaired foreign cars (VW, Audi, BMW, Mercedes…etc..)

That squirrel just MIGHT want to move. :-P