The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 04, 2011
September 03, 2011
September 05, 2011
Transcript:
Bathrooms are hard to use! Oh, I hate these commercials. They have all those crazy fixtures and complicated drains! First they make simple tasks sound tough. But new house-out is so easy! Then they give us their stupid product. There are no confusing moving parts, no need for electricity and no expensive water bills! And make it sound too good to be true. And best of all, because house-out isn't in your home, you don't have to worry about messy maintenance. But wait there's more! If you order now, we'll send you to house-outs for the price of one! Plus shipping, which is how they profit. And we'll send you this handy paper-role holder with this plastic slide thingy on it free! And the useless free gift. They think we're all idiots. Or that we all know people who have a birthday coming up.
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LLABDDO over 12 years ago
For anyone that has ever had a curious child flush socks, shoes, toys or anything else. this may sound like a good idea.My youngest daughter flushed her slippers once, What a fun day that was for me. Unbolting the toilet from the floor and retreiving bunny slippers from the drain.
i_am_the_jam over 12 years ago
I have replaced a toilet with a new one.
As for grandpa, I guess that beats buying new underwear :D
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
I remember the out-house well. Having only a one hole seat, my brother and I had to wait until the other had finished the business at hand, before either of us could leave. Sometimes at night I will grab my flashlight walk outside and pretend that I am going to that little shack up the hill . . . for nostalgia reasons only of course.
Nachikethass over 12 years ago
When I was growing up in my Granpa’s place, the outhouse was so far out… Good times, bad times!
lewisbower over 12 years ago
I’ve gone through 32 years of therapy over the time the flashlight dropped through the second hole. Wouldn’t let me sleep in the tent.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 12 years ago
… And we’ll all get one for our birthdays. But wait-There’s More!
sfreader1 over 12 years ago
One is usually enough for me anyway!
Number Three over 12 years ago
I hate commercials too…
I just flick the channel until the programme I’m watching comes back on.
LOL xxx
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Always got excited when the out-house in the provincial park had an actual toilet seat. Fully understood when the park cost more when we discovered a flush toilet had been installed. (I did a lot of tenting in the 90’s).Now Frank. Frank has a joyful eeeevil streak. Love it.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
I don’t like that look in Frank’s face.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
At least that lady had lipgloss on. Sorry Sarah.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Memories of Girl Scout camp.