Matt Bors for August 10, 2011

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Actual phone survey:Q: “Are you going to vote?”A: “Yes.”Q: “Are you going to vote for the Republican or the Democrat?”A: “No.”“I thought you said You were going to vote.”“I vote third party.”Q: “But if you could only choose the Republican or the Democrat?”A: “The question isn’t valid. There have never been less than six choices for President on my general election ballot.”I’m used to coming in 4th with 4%. I go for the propositions.I find the big 2’s preference for the death of America to their opponent’s victory treasonous.

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    hotdogger  over 12 years ago

    I voted 3rd party once when I voted for Ross Perot. Then I saw the light.

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    Jason Allen  over 12 years ago

    So apparently Mat Bors is against gays having the same right to die in our dumb wars as a straight man has? Death doesn’t discriminate, why should our military?

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    dcramer  over 12 years ago

    I want instant runoff voting!!!

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    tcity  over 12 years ago

    ‘one person against the war’ Methinks that is underestimated.

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    svenskabru2u  over 12 years ago

    Oh, C’mon Matt! You know the best Dem slogan will be… “Hey, we F’d up. You can have Hillary now. Sorry!”

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    Yammo Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Wait a second…I thought you were liberal Matt! These are goddamn funny!! Not very far from the truth either, just wait and see. New favorite!

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    yohannbiimu  over 12 years ago

    Bors says just “two choices,” but there’s only ONE lever. Sounds to me that it’s tacit admittance that there’s only ONE choice, regardless of whether there’s “two parties.” I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it until the idiots get it. Both parties are taking us down the same road, regardless of what you partisan leftists say about “right-wing Republicans.” Bors’ “choices” will be the death of the America I was born into, and the ushering-in of a dark age of mindless dependence and misery.

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    grayhares01  over 12 years ago

    Ron Paul is gaining steam based largely on his adamant position to pull us out of both Iraq and Afghanistan the day he takes office..Guess who I voted for in 2008…

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    mondaymornQB  over 12 years ago

    “Frankly you only have two choices” paper or plastic, either way it’s a colostomy bag.

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