The other day I jokingly told my wife that first she stole my heart, then things went downhill from there, then malapropped a phrase from Braveheart, “They can take our wives, but they’ll never take our freedom.” (line is actually, “They can take our LIVES”…)
Some baseball player (and I don’t recall which) once observed that his ex-wife had made him a millionaire. Before the divorce he was a multi-millionaire.
My Mum & Dad have been married 50 years this year ,That is longer than you get for murder, my marrage only lasted 3 years ,got to hand it to them they stood by their vows & ment them ,not like my generation throw in the towel when it gets to hard..
nibor6 almost 13 years ago
Anty up and smile while you are doing it.
machpovii3 almost 13 years ago
Join the club.
mark63 almost 13 years ago
mine left with me best mate gee I miss him
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
Take my wife, but please leave everything else.
Jeff0811 almost 13 years ago
The other day I jokingly told my wife that first she stole my heart, then things went downhill from there, then malapropped a phrase from Braveheart, “They can take our wives, but they’ll never take our freedom.” (line is actually, “They can take our LIVES”…)
clucky almost 13 years ago
Have something on the horizon (just in case).
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
If marriage is so bad..than why do so many do it?
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I ain’t touchin’ this one.
Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
wicky almost 13 years ago
He should be married…why should he be happy.
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. it only seems longer.
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
My one and only added to my life, bills, an earache, and a little dog that thinks the rug is the bathroom.
taker49 almost 13 years ago
Was married for 21 years before i realized i took the wrong road, isn’t their a shortcut back to where i was going?
TexTech almost 13 years ago
Some baseball player (and I don’t recall which) once observed that his ex-wife had made him a millionaire. Before the divorce he was a multi-millionaire.
Neanderthal almost 13 years ago
Hangin’ on to what I got. I got. I got.
Jeciel almost 13 years ago
Ain’t happy ants.
jimwill0803 almost 13 years ago
He’s just a solitary man now.
JoePhan almost 13 years ago
That sounds almost like Fornell and Gibbs on NCIS, except that in that case they’re both talking about the same woman.
doc white almost 13 years ago
the judge split every thing down the middle,and then gave her the bigger half. when your hot,your hot. whenyour not,your not. jerry reed
mark63 almost 13 years ago
My Mum & Dad have been married 50 years this year ,That is longer than you get for murder, my marrage only lasted 3 years ,got to hand it to them they stood by their vows & ment them ,not like my generation throw in the towel when it gets to hard..