Try three, or four.
Miss von Tramp goes home to her favorite cucumber …
Reminds me of a Woody Allen line from “Love and Death.” “I practice a lot when I’m alone.”
Allen films may be better when he himself watches them alone.
I learned about sex when young. I was ignorant. I was scared. I was sure I’d never do that alone again.
..you may not believe this,but as I scrolled down to read your comment,Carly singing ‘The Spy That Loved Me’ started on my media player…is that called karma or something else?..
One can be less of a disappointment.
I think the … complications … are exponential, not just linear.
The “reading up” must have been from the manual for her vibrator…or blow-up doll.
I would be happy to teach her the ins and outs of sex.
“Insert tab A into slot B, repeat until tab A is no longer……….☻
She’s not a team player
But was it an ILLUSTRATED guide?
That’s what he is thinking…
“….so I’m heading off to Costco for some batteries, need anything?”
Don’t forget the chair.
She’s been reading the Palma Sutra, the instruction manual for Mahasturabahata.
What complicated? Just lay still and let them go up top.
June 21, 2014
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Try three, or four.
rayannina almost 13 years ago
Miss von Tramp goes home to her favorite cucumber …
Edcole1961 almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of a Woody Allen line from “Love and Death.” “I practice a lot when I’m alone.”
ObiJoan almost 13 years ago
Allen films may be better when he himself watches them alone.
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
I learned about sex when young. I was ignorant. I was scared. I was sure I’d never do that alone again.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 13 years ago
..you may not believe this,but as I scrolled down to read your comment,Carly singing ‘The Spy That Loved Me’ started on my media player…is that called karma or something else?..
aarken almost 13 years ago
One can be less of a disappointment.
coltish1 almost 13 years ago
I think the … complications … are exponential, not just linear.
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The “reading up” must have been from the manual for her vibrator…or blow-up doll.
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
I would be happy to teach her the ins and outs of sex.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“Insert tab A into slot B, repeat until tab A is no longer……….☻
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
She’s not a team player
normfromga almost 13 years ago
But was it an ILLUSTRATED guide?
That’s what he is thinking…
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
“….so I’m heading off to Costco for some batteries, need anything?”
dsworsham almost 13 years ago
Don’t forget the chair.
Whitecamry over 12 years ago
She’s been reading the Palma Sutra, the instruction manual for Mahasturabahata.
Whitecamry over 12 years ago
What complicated? Just lay still and let them go up top.