Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 26, 2011

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    comicgos  almost 13 years ago

    Dragon juice – ewwwwwwww

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    You are what you drink.

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    adubman  almost 13 years ago

    Latest craze in saloons everywhere: “The Dragon’s Breath” – 3 parts dragon sweat, 2 parts diced onions, 1 part cayenne peppers!! Two shots and you’ll be able to personally light your date’s cigarette!

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    Hillbillyman  almost 13 years ago

    Just a cheep leagle high.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    It’s only slightly better that it’s coming from the top half of the dragon than the bottom half.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    Wonder what the side effects will be for Rodney?

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    dfowensby  almost 13 years ago

    is that anything like the budweiser beer/clydesdale horse relationship?

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    Josie718  almost 13 years ago

    I’ve tasted some energy drinks that I could easily imagine come from something like dragon sweat …lol

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    11256  almost 13 years ago

    it’s either dragon sweat or dragon saliva

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    ChazNCenTex  almost 13 years ago

    Reminds me of “Bear Whiz Beer — It’s in the water!”. Thanks to ‘Four or Five Crazy Guys’ aka Firesign Theater.

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    tripwire45  almost 13 years ago

    Nightshade and snake venom are 100% organic too, but that doesn’t mean I’d put them in my mouth.

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    Sandfan  almost 13 years ago

    Who knew the Wiz was running a sweatshop?

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    Sandfan  almost 13 years ago

    Good ones, Dog.

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    Destiny23  almost 13 years ago

    OK, how stupid would you have to be to drink one of Wiz’s concoctions without seeing him make it?! Kinda like Root Beer — it smells so much like SaniFlush, I can’t believe they don’t come from the same factory!!

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    puddleglum1066  almost 13 years ago

    Then again, is dragon sweat any more disgusting than yeast urine (that is, beer)?

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    Comics Cat  almost 13 years ago

    dragon drull potion of good flavor so everything you eat or drink will taste good for 3 hours.

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    Sandfan  almost 13 years ago

    The PC folks won’t be happy until they manage to repeal the First Amendment.

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    boldyuma  almost 13 years ago

    No wonder dragon’s are extinct..exercised and sweated to death..

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