Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 03, 2009

You may have pushed too far Poncho!

I don’t see the prob; Amy Winehouse is my AA sponsor, and we’re both doing fine.

Of the two, cats are smarter. We have one dog and one cat. The dog is attached to a long line so he has plenty of room to run and play. The two play together surprisingly well. The cat learned early on, when he’s had enough playing, to walk six inches beyond the dog’s reach, and lie down as if taunting the dog. The dog still hasn’t figured out, after five years, that he can only go that far. He still runs to the end of his rope, and flies up in the air as it pulls tight. Stupid dog.

Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Ah yes, modern “tolerance”. We tolerate everyone, as long as they agree with us!

Dogs are loyal to the end!!

Cats only have staff if you’re insecure enough to allow yourself to be treated as such.

Why is a cat in dog rehab?

Well said, Fritzoid. I’ve noticed it’s the same with women.

That is so true today – you can’t call someone what they actually are for fear of labelling them. Somehow euphemisms make them feel better, even though they mean exactly the same thing…