Broomie is having a bad week!
That’s a “Mission Impossible”.
Cheer up Broomie, we still love you!
Genies should not be placed on active duty roster unless they have been trained to handle the hard jobs. And Broomie is certainly a tough case….
Minor setbacks I see.
Broomie, don’t waste time asking for what you already are.
Joe Allen Doty said, He doesn’t know how to turn a 1500 year old witch with green complexion into a young and beautiful witch with perfect skin color.
Maybe he should go ask Bugs Bunny.
agreed, ladyfingers86. I guess there is a limit to Broomie’s powers.
“Dona nobis pacem” [grant us peace]
To paraphrase Robin Williams: “I’m a magician, not a beautician!”
hear! hear! propitius pacem in diebus nostris
not bloody likely, though
“I can make you young, or I can make you beautiful, but I can’t make you young and beautiful. That would take two wishes.”
broomie, we love you as you are…
but for his remark, go ahead and zap that genie
poor broomie!
Some of the best comments I’ve read all week. Keep going!
World peace? A bridge to Hawaii would be easier.
Maybe she could wish for all the hunks of the world to lower their standards, so she’ll at least have a fighting chance.
Maybe she oughta try a bar at 2AM. Nobody’s ugly in a bar at 2AM.
kinda wonder what would happen if they ever gave her what she asked……
Given her complexion and body type, he’d probably make her a young and beautiful toad.
World peace would be simple. Just set up a global dictatorship to suppress all regional conflicts with an iron fist…
cholldekkgher stenst…
You forgot:
D - Moon shuttle conductor E - Engineer F - Escalator
Ahm dead, Jim!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Broomie is having a bad week!
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
That’s a “Mission Impossible”.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Cheer up Broomie, we still love you!
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Genies should not be placed on active duty roster unless they have been trained to handle the hard jobs. And Broomie is certainly a tough case….
wilkins over 14 years ago
Minor setbacks I see.
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Broomie, don’t waste time asking for what you already are.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 14 years ago
Joe Allen Doty said, He doesn’t know how to turn a 1500 year old witch with green complexion into a young and beautiful witch with perfect skin color.
Maybe he should go ask Bugs Bunny.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
agreed, ladyfingers86. I guess there is a limit to Broomie’s powers.
Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Dona nobis pacem” [grant us peace]
ProfessorKid over 14 years ago
To paraphrase Robin Williams: “I’m a magician, not a beautician!”
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
hear! hear! propitius pacem in diebus nostris
not bloody likely, though
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
“I can make you young, or I can make you beautiful, but I can’t make you young and beautiful. That would take two wishes.”
bald over 14 years ago
broomie, we love you as you are…
but for his remark, go ahead and zap that genie
hippiefreak66 over 14 years ago
poor broomie!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Some of the best comments I’ve read all week. Keep going!
SidSnomann over 14 years ago
World peace? A bridge to Hawaii would be easier.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Maybe she could wish for all the hunks of the world to lower their standards, so she’ll at least have a fighting chance.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe she oughta try a bar at 2AM. Nobody’s ugly in a bar at 2AM.
cynicTech over 14 years ago
kinda wonder what would happen if they ever gave her what she asked……
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Given her complexion and body type, he’d probably make her a young and beautiful toad.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
World peace would be simple. Just set up a global dictatorship to suppress all regional conflicts with an iron fist…
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
cholldekkgher stenst…
You forgot:
D - Moon shuttle conductor E - Engineer F - Escalator
Ahm dead, Jim!