My hygenist said the best time to eat candy was directly before visiting her–after all the guck would be professionally cleaned. She then admitted that she would snark at me about eating candy.
yukoneric……(hmm, wasn’t that a ‘pro’ wrestler in the sixties?)
you comment reminds me of a steven wright line from the eighties—-
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of
the afternoon’s appointments. – Steven Wright
SherlockWatson, they do have red filling in Oreo cookies at Christmastime. I don’t know about the gross-out factor for a dentist, but I do know it does horrid things to a baby’s diaper when they get a hold of a few.
margueritem over 14 years ago
LOL! I want to see the dentist’s face!
OpenWings over 14 years ago
Hahahahahhahah! ….oh those goldurned Oreos! xD
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Pride goeth before a fall! Maybe Lio will learn from this experience.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
I love my hygenist so muct that I eat a whole box of Oreos just before seeing her.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Dentist will love it, father on other hand may not…
ninmas over 14 years ago
how many cavities? it’s near halloween!
catqueen over 14 years ago
My hygenist said the best time to eat candy was directly before visiting her–after all the guck would be professionally cleaned. She then admitted that she would snark at me about eating candy.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I always eat Oreos before visiting the hygienist. It’s about the only thing my dental insurance covers.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Lio is sure to get the award for worst dental patient now. Or at least plaque with his name on it…
tmchrist over 14 years ago
This is an old joke from a Tim Allen stand up routine. But it is still funny.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
yukoneric……(hmm, wasn’t that a ‘pro’ wrestler in the sixties?) you comment reminds me of a steven wright line from the eighties—- My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments. – Steven Wright
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
speaking of steven wright….if you feel like LOL, try this on:
http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html
bald over 14 years ago
lio should have ate those halloween oreos with the orange filling
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
This makes me wish there was such a thing as red Oreos; that would not only make the dentist work, it could gross him out.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
I can’t afford the dentist anymore, so I take my convertible through the automatic car wash every six months or so…
“Smile”
MurphyHerself over 14 years ago
Where’s dad’s underwear? Did he put on some clothes for the dentist??
Ushindi over 14 years ago
nighthawks: Great link - loved those quotes (what IS the speed of dark, anyway?)
chinook2 over 14 years ago
At least Lio didn’t have the time to get his fangs for the dentist.
qwPr
skyjimsun over 14 years ago
little girl’s.. have pretty curls.. but I like Oreos girl’s are nice but oh what icing comes with Oreos
cutiepie29 over 14 years ago
SherlockWatson, they do have red filling in Oreo cookies at Christmastime. I don’t know about the gross-out factor for a dentist, but I do know it does horrid things to a baby’s diaper when they get a hold of a few.
caucel over 14 years ago
I love Oreos too :)