Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 13, 2009

I could believe it. I haven’t seen Bill Gates in the news recently.

So THAT’S why Dubya was pushing so hard for that NASA moonbase proposal …

There’s that word again!

Why don’t the messengers filter that stuff that they pass along. I can’t guess how many times I’ve been told that Obama’s a furriner.

If you pull it out of your nether region and it looks like #!&%, smells like #!&%, and tastes like #!&%… it’s probably, what-ever.

If the rich and powerful built the base for themselves, it’s no wonder the Democrats just bombed the moon!

(Is it a coincidence this appeared a few days after the moon bombing??)

Hey, Destiny23. The answer to your question is, “Yes, it is a coincidence.”

Is Wiley basing this on some current rumour? Just as he did the Mars approaching Earth rumour back in the summer?

…..and Al Gore invented the interweb….

There are no coincidences

Any “Agenda Analyst” (correct name for conspiracy theorist) worth their salt knows that astronomers are not in league with the rich and powerful.

Be funny if the asteroid hit the moon instead,

however CogentModality, if the rich and powerful were to employ the astronomers, and leak that fact to the liberal media it would discredit any notion of the REAL secret moonbase, which, as we all know, has a portal just off the Grand Banks. Cue Eddie.

Bob has it backasswards….The ‘killer-astroid/moonbase’ conspiracy was government implemented to get our minds off our failing economy.

There are people out there who believe that the moon is hollow and is actually an alien outpost. They quote NASA saying that the moon rang like a bell for thirty minutes during one of the Apollo missions. Not me though. I think they’re in a river in Canada. :-0

SIIIGGGHHHHH! Another WHAAATEEVAAAHHHH!

Hey Wiley, at first glance your avatar could be mistaken for a guy with invisible cheeks and a bad goatee.

Wiley is discovering that it’s not easy to come up with a conspiracy theory so far-out that it’s not taken seriously…

grinstoya, that reminds me of Cheech and Chong! smell it, touch it, taste it, good thing we didn’t step in it! LOL! PS the moon is made of govt surplus cheese….

Sounds like someone’s been listening to Coast to Coast.

Wiley: It MUST be true - I read it on the internet! You can’t fool me…

This is all smoke and mirrors,,,,,,,Wiley is diverting our attention off into outter space.

The Evil Masters of the Darkside are building a Secret Death Star on the otherside of the cosmos, plus a plush Ultra Secret Domain, right under our very armpit.

Nah, it was a show on SciFi a couple of years ago. Besides, George is not as good as Art. For a real dose of lunacy, check out Xzone with Rob McConnell.

I was told the Democrats were building a station on the moon, and the Republicans were funding it.

Agreed, the show ain’t the same since Art retired.

IT’S TRUE, IT’S TRUE, I KNOW IT’S TRUE!!!