FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 21, 2009
September 19, 2009
September 22, 2009
Transcript:
Peter: Mom, Dad, would it be ok for me to get an advance on my allowance? Andy: What for? Peter: Denise and I started dating exactly one year ago this week and I wanted to get her an anniversary gift. Andy: Peter, that's so sweet... so thoughtful... so romantic. Peter: Thanks. Andy: Obviously my genes at work. Roger: Sheesh, forget a woman's birthday four or five times and you hear about it forever.
tbree over 14 years ago
What, he’s forgotten that many times and he’s still ALIVE?!
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Wow, she’s really tolerant!
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Wow, he’s really a slow learner! :)
ninmas over 14 years ago
they changed dates, it’s supposed to be ‘98 but it’s ‘95….
musicnut1986 over 14 years ago
Birthdays are one thing, try forgetting an anniversary. I speak from experience. Sheesh, it was only once!
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
Peter must have read that book as mentioned in today’s B.C.
Llywus over 14 years ago
Marry a woman who’ B-day is only a couple days from your own - you’ll never forget it. And Marry her on a date associated with a major event (for me, the Sturgis MC rally). I’ve never forgotten either date!
mrprongs over 14 years ago
Or use a calendar and write it in.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
And if you have a calendar that reminds you, like the one on Yahoo, use it. I absolutely have to have such a thing about any appointment whatever.
unidawn10 over 14 years ago
Let him put a reminder on his cell phone.