FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 21, 2009
Peter: Mom, Dad, would it be ok for me to get an advance on my allowance? Andy: What for? Peter: Denise and I started dating exactly one year ago this week and I wanted to get her an anniversary gift. Andy: Peter, that's so sweet... so thoughtful... so romantic. Peter: Thanks. Andy: Obviously my genes at work. Roger: Sheesh, forget a woman's birthday four or five times and you hear about it forever.