FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 22, 2009
Peter: Paige, help me out. I can't decide what to get Denise for our anniversary. Paige: Let's see... you've been dating for one year, right? Peter: Right. Paige: That's 52 weeks with you as her boyfriend... 52 weeks with you as a pivotal player in her life... 52 weeks with you as the center of her emotional universe. Peter: Any suggestions? Paige: Does maalox come gift-wrapped?