FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 26, 2009

Ah yes. My name is Peter. Today I will do a report on the Blue Man Group.

Excellent report, Mr. Fox. You really got into the spirit of the thing.

Well, he could just learn to Sing the Blues….

Aw, don’t be blue, Peter!

Calm down Peter, else you’ll go blue in the face.

“Thank you for your report on American marriage rituals Mr. Fox. Although I do have to question “something blue” being applied to the groom…”

Obviously he never listened to Scotty (Star Trek). Remember, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Methinks Peter is in triple digits for number of times being fooled by Jason.

Peter is about to curse a blue streak.

Now Peter knows what the smurfs go through all the time.

Relax, Peter. It might be looked at as an improvement, yuk yuk yuk.

And what exactly are those “choice” solvents that Jason is using, anyhow?

Second time today! (See the Duplex if you wonder what i’m talking about!) My co-workers are going to lock me up!

He can bleach his hair white,put on a couple antenna and be an Andorian alien from Star Trek.

Hi, my name is Peter, and I’m a giant Smurf.

Wait until the girls at school get a load of him! They’ll go blue in the face laughing at him.

I wonder how Peter will get Jason back… Wait I think I sould quesstion IF he’ll get him back.

If Peter gets embarrassed at school and begins to blush, will his face be some sort of a shade of purple?