FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 26, 2009
Jason: Peter, calm down. I'll think of something. Peter: Calm down?! Scholl is in 12 hours and I've got a blue goatee on my face! Jason: You're talking to a chemistry wiz, remember? I'll put a few choice solvents onto this rag and that indelible ink will smear right off! Orrrr.... maybe just smear. Peter: AAAA! MY WHOLE FACE IS BLUE!