FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 16, 2009
February 14, 2009
February 17, 2009
Transcript:
Marcus: I can't believe Eileen Jacobson didn't write anything in your Valentine's Card. I mean, she wrote mushy stuff to every boy in our class! Embarrassingly mushy, even! And all this time we'd assumed she had some secret crush on you. Good thing the feelings weren't mutual, or this might actually be painful. Jason: Good thing.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
the ultimate humiliation, being crushed by somebody you don’t even like.
i_am_the_jam about 15 years ago
Maybe it’s in invisible ink?
Northwoodser about 15 years ago
If it were Charlie Brown, he’d say “Rats!”
briankblough about 15 years ago
No, if it were Charlie Brown, he would still be waiting (fruitlessly)at the mailbox for Valentines to arrive!
SallyLin about 15 years ago
Eileen is a clever, clever girl. She knows perfectly well Jason likes her and has deliberatly made him miserable in this exquisitely painful way.
ninmas about 15 years ago
i think that a girl does this type of thing to me….. oh it hurts!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
School day crushes were gut wrenching. I was painfully shy until my late teens, so all my crushes were on those girls that didn’t even notice me. But…once I got some confidence I made up for lost time, fortunately that was in the late 60’s, and some of you may remember what those times were like.
gwbetts about 15 years ago
I SENT MY SPECIAL, ALL SEASON CARD TO EVERYONE THIS YEAR. IT SAYS, “HAPPY EVERYTHING; NOW, LEAVE ME ALONE TIL NEXT YEAR.
4deerinmyyard about 15 years ago
Cleokaya, “If you can remember the 60s, you weren’t there.” —Robin Williams.
GWB, why are you shouting?
Are2Dee2 about 2 years ago
Fifth grade reverse psychology.