FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 16, 2009
Marcus: I can't believe Eileen Jacobson didn't write anything in your Valentine's Card. I mean, she wrote mushy stuff to every boy in our class! Embarrassingly mushy, even! And all this time we'd assumed she had some secret crush on you. Good thing the feelings weren't mutual, or this might actually be painful. Jason: Good thing.