Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 28, 2011

Sardines? Better opt for the Miracle Grow gargle.

Arrgh! NO, Opus! Not the Sparkling Sardine Flavor!Err…breath spray?

For a second, I was worried that he didn’t have it covered.

Is he dating Lola Granola?

She think he has already been eating out.

Organ donor card? I haven’t been single in over 40 years, has dating changed that much?

That has to be the best contraceptive there is.

Why, yes. Surely that will win her over!

Sounds like Opus finally found someone who sells “A fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t!”