Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 03, 2010

So, Mom Dallas calls little Stevie “her son the Sex Gargoyle”? She is so unflappable!

There’s an explanation somewhere…

“My son the lawyer” just took a foul turn…

Nice save, Mom!

CA_QERCUS. It is against policy to attack other posters and call them names.

I’m surprised his parents claim relationship with him. On the other hand, Dallas might be the product of his upbringing.

the sex gargoyle lol! X3

Which title places you lower in the social hierarchy: “lawyer” or “sex gargoyle”? I’d say it’s a toss-up.

CA_QERCUS, this is the second comic today that you’ve chosen to attack Joe. Enough. Joe may seem like Captain Obvious to you, but he’s not harming anyone with his comments. If you find them so objectionable, just don’t read them.

Hymie?? Good God…

Craig: You mean we don’t HAVE to read comments? Boy, is my blood pressure falling already. :)

You realize, of course, the only thing she finds shocking is the ragged condition of Steve’s stockings. But you need a shocking stocking while rocking, or your paycheck they’ll be docking, and less money you’ll be socking for the hours you’re clocking.

(Is that a gun you’re cocking?)

I don’t know, Vince Neil kissed A LOT of girls. So did the rest of the “sex gargoyles”. This could work in his favor.

…and the difference between finding a dead lawyer and a dead skunk in the middle of the highway? A: There are skid marks in front of the dead skunk! The lawyer thing AIN’T workin’, Steve…give the gargoyle a try!