Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 12, 2024

“Galaxy Quest.”

The original unhenged pyramid scheme

Alien astronauts did it.

I knew it!!!

They WILL know – when they get the invoice with the delivery charges at the latest…

Outsourcing. Meanwhile tens of thousands of ancient slave laborers are out of work! MEGA (Make Earth Great Again.)

Better take a candy bar.

Englalnd, Easter Island, Egypt…hmmm all start with E.

Pick up some milk on the way home.

So that explains it! (that? them? those?)

Doing it in one trip? Yeah, you’ll probably be a little late.

No one knows who they were or what they were doing …But their legacy remains …Hewn into the living rock… Of Stonehenge

Better than almost all the crackpot theories I’ve come across (and there are lots and lots of them—e.g. Dr Carson’s claim that the pyramids in Egypt were built as granaries. (Extra credit for goofiness. . . .)