Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 13, 2024

We get Kener Wojat and Wans Herner.

And not only that but one. I’m telling you that one time. Just saying that one time.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Dear Ms. Lisa, Here’s a joke that I know will make you smile. Rembrandt, Michelangelo, and da Vinci walk into a tavern…

In Britian you have to pay an annual tax to own and use a TV….I guess we have it a little easier. And they have services to monitor you!

Kermit the Frog went to the bank to request a loan.

The teller, Patty Whack, asked him for references.

“Well, my dad’s Mick Jagger,” Kermit replied.

Uncertain, Patty then asked him if he had any collatoral.

“Here’s something from my shelf”, he answered, handing her a small decoration.

Now confused, Patty told him she had to speak with her manager.

“Mr Jones,” she said, “I don’t know what to do. Kermit the Frog is asking for money, he says his dad is Mick Jagger, and his only collateral is this thing. I don’t even know what it is!”

The manager replies, “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

Not sure I’ve ever encountered a more likeable cartoon character than Kermit the Frog.

Wrong! The TV tax was repealed 3 year ago you big dope!

Could be worse. We could be required to license our televisions.

But the tradeoff is they do not have commercials.

Good for Kermit!

Kermits degree is about as useful as any other non STEM degree.

Let ’em take the Salamander to court…

Hurrah for Leonardo Da Vinci!!

Wait, a fire salamander is named Hands Warmer?

just recently glanced at an article where scientists in Italy were trying to identify the background landscape location in the Mona Lisa painting.

Google: Location Of Mona Lisa Background Identified

I wonder if “The Mona Lisa” sends Thank You letters …… ;)

And fans of Miss Piggy walked out of the ceremony.

Establish an online identity for your pet, and see how long it takes the humans to catch on.

Don’t believe the hype. My wife and I saw the Mona Lisa on a 1 week vacation to Paris (which is NOT all it’s cracked up to be). It was the most underwhelming painting. Do a 180 degree turn and be amazed at the GIGANTIC painting on the opposite wall! There’s so many more interesting paintings to see in the Louvre.