Lalo Alcaraz for April 16, 2024

Playing the victim is hard.

“I was paying a lawyer and marked it down as a legal expense. Some accountant, I didn’t know, marked it down as a legal expense. That’s exactly what it was, and you get indicted over that?” Trump said. “I should be in Pennsylvania and Florida, in many other states. North Carolina, Georgia, campaigning.”

“So check it out. Legal expense. It’s called legal expense,” he added.

The former president’s comments raised several eyebrows on social media, with several observing that it sounded similar to a confession. Attorney Bradley P. Moss quote-tweeted the video and wrote, “keep confessing, thank you.” Military veteran and progressive podcast host Fred Wellman posted, “I’m not a lawyer but did he just corroborate the basic facts of the accusation?”

Trump’s impromptu remarks appear to be a tacit admission to the precise allegations against him described in the indictment. The former president is facing 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in order to allegedly cover up hush money payments to women claiming to have slept with Trump in order to keep them silent before the 2016 election.

The two women — adult film star Stormy Daniels and former Playboy model Karen McDougal — say they were each paid a six-figure sum in exchange for agreeing to not go public with their stories before Election Day. Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg characterized those payments as illegal campaign contributions since the payments were allegedly made in the furtherance of Trump’s political ambitions.

Quoting Jimmy Kimmel: “Dozo The Clown”

So…will he REALLY be able to run his campaign from his jail cell? Oh,wait….that’s what burners are for…..

Meanwhile, some MAGA neo-Nazi candidates, like North Carolina Michele Morrow, is quoting her hero, Adolf Hitler, and calling for TV executions of Democratic leaders.

And the MAGA propaganda parasites at FOX are clutching their pearls, whining and sniveling that poor, victimized, Donnie-boy is forbidden like any other criminal defendant from attending his myopic son’s graduation…

as if he gives a ratzazz. He was too busy snoozing in court, anyway. After all, evil curmudgeonly old geezers need their nappie-poohs, doncha know.

Dozo the Clown.

Haha haha hahaha! Thanks for that laugh.

Dopey trumputin says he just needs 4 hours sleep a day. Guess so with 8 hours at night?

May it be so…

One of the Late Night guys said tRump has so many court appearances he’s bored by it.

That’s right, it’s past his jail time.

Colbert commented that he took a (white) power nap.

hey Dozo the Clown wake up, the court is adjourned for the day , you can go home to your loving wife and family now

He sleeps because he knows the outcome of the trial is a forgone conclusion(hint: it isn’t going to end with him going to jail).

Just hard to believe that folks vote for this POS putin lover and call themself “evangelicals.” Worshipping the devil trump is not Christian like people. It’s a SIN.

He’s got a “my pillow.” From everything I hear, THAT should keep him awake.

Trumputin will get his day in court with Lord God. And begging for mercy on his knees, he’ll have no place left to go but LAKE of FIRE. Joining a multitude of evangelical GOPs.

Shhh. He doesn’t want to be Woke.

Trumputin plays the fool well. A lifetime part. Gop, like ducks behind him. Quackers. Or is that Crackers or both? Send Moses more money you Cracker Quackers.

Adolf Trump . . . lock him up, lock him up, lock him up.

Now that’s funny!!! tRump gives us a good laugh everyday, he will look good behind bars.

Odor in the court, Mr. tRUMP you have the right to me silent but deadly!

Only fools follow a fool. And very obvious many fools in the GOP.

this is epic

Time to wake up. Day 16 of the Napfather.

S*** or get off the pot.