Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 22, 2024

Wouldn’t work with me don’t care for sports in any form. Now, if you ask me what I like to eat. . . . . . . .

Pretty thick book for only one chapter.

And if the man isn’t into football?

BTW, ever notice that when comic strip characters are reading books, they’re always open to the middle? Especially Broomie’s book, which must be all of one page long!

What’s in the rest of it—old “Broom-Hilda” strips??

She’s be better off asking "What is it about the Superb Owl that you find so fascinating??

Reminds me of Dr. Dan Streetmentioner’s manual on the grammar of time travel. It’s so complicated that later editions just let all pages beyond a certain chapter blank since no reader ever got past this point.

Would only work for American men.

This is April folks! Ask him about the Stanley Cup.

What if it’s one of the guys who pays no attention to the Super Bowl?

Now if you say “Who do you think was better, Christy Mathewson or Walter Johnson?” we have a conversation.

Nah. Perfect if it were the Stanley Cup or the World Series.

This week you could say, “Who do you think the Bears will draft”?

What’s your favorite beer? Tell me about barbequeing. What is the best type of dog for hunting. All in in the second edition of the book.

“Ohh, probably a team with a lot of overpaid thugs…” ㋛

The Maple Leafs. It’s their year. What?

“Hi” is all you need.

around here right now talk about the sturgeon spawning in the river

That is so sexist.