Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 01, 2024

What if he’s Cactus Junior?

When I lived in AZ, a rich Mormon. er, moron purchased a 2 story house across the road from me, cut down the only shade tree he had and moved his pool from partial shade to full sun. When I moved he was going to try growing a vine on the side of the house to help shade it. 2 story house, Rick the previous owner could not cool it with a 5 Ton AC. I had a 5t on a single story house and had trouble cooling my SW corner on some days and I kept the temp at 80

Maybe Cactus Jack is his evil twin.

Come on, Drabble. C.J. cactus Jack.

this guy is such a liar… right? :\

Our HOA is offering a bunch of money to any homeowner who converts at least the front yard to desert landscaping. I will not be getting any of that money. Want to know what lives in rocks? Scorpions. And giant roaches. I have a close relationship with our pest control guy. I don’t think either of the people on each side will change. The ones on the right love their roses too much (and I might not like the people but I like to look at their roses from my den window) and the one on the left has too much money invested in their landscaping..

Well, he not be Cactus Jack, but he’ll do until Jack comes around… Ψ

If he’s not Cactus Jack, why do his arms gravitate to that position?

He knows too much about Cactus Jack not to be Cactus Jack.

Good one

Maybe it’s just more responsible landscaping.