Henry Payne for April 12, 2024

Kept his Sharpies eh? (© 2024 Newell Office Brands. All Rights Reserved)

Now he’s acting like a politician.

Good grief, you’re criticizing “Dear Leader”? Who are you and what have you done with Henry?

Obviously, he is unable to see that section of the US Constitution that enumerates abortion as falling under the purview of the federal government. I mean, it’s right there in Section…um….er…..uhhhhhh…..

um….er….uhhhhh….Well, at last, something you said made sense.

Pro covfefe.

And I’ll only be a dictator my first day in office.

I suspect there’s only one kind of “pro” he’s ALWAYS for.

Points to Henry for pointing out the “go with the way the wind blows” response.

YOUR GUY, Henry!

You have achieved herd mentality, just like Your Messiah wants.

Even Payne got it right this time.

†Яц☠p’s feckless pandering and shifting opinions reminds me of the screaming Republican useful-idiot mobs after the Swiftboating of John Kerry, chanting that childish, mocking sing-song refrain:

♪ flip, flop… ♩

I’m 100% pro choice.

♪ flip, flop… ♫

I’m 100% pro-life

♪ flip, flop… ♩

Yes, a woman should be punished.

♪ flip, flop… ♫

I meant that the doctors and nurses that performed the abortion should be punished

♪ flip, flop… ♩

Let the states decide. If it’s a total ban in one state, a woman can just hop on a bus.

♪ flip, flop… ♫

‘Will I sign a nationwide ban’? Next question!

♫ flip, flop… ♪

Why not? After all, IOKIYAR!

Will Wonders Never Cease?!?! A Payne ’toon that actually bears some relation to reality.

fusilier

James 2:24

Flip flop loser Trump takes both sides of every issue at some point.

When will it ever be accepted that Trump is 100%ALWAYSIRREVOCABLYWIHTOUTDEVIATIONSOLELY PRO TRUMP.

Well, he’s consistently pro-White supremacy, so there’s that.

Click back to yesterday for OJ. Henry got to draw the Bronco AND a cop car!

How do you like me now?

Some people are malcontents and are never satisfied. President Trump selected fundamental Constitutional judges for the Supreme Court who eventually overturned Roe vs Wade and sent the abortion issue back to the people at the state level. Let it be.

Whatever Trump wants is good enough for me. Save America and have an ultra MAGA Day!

Funny how the evil fascists get triggered by someone giving power back to the states rather than trying to consolidate it under Federal control. Kinda makes you wonder.

Also when murdering babies for convenience is encouraged (especially among blacks) when will that extend to older children and adults?

The subtlety! The pointedness! The TRUTH!! Boy, oh boy. It pains me to do it, but I have to give Payne a gold star for this opus.