Dinner.
The fish was a diversity hire.
The fish makes the rest of you look better by comparison.
The fish doesn’t make the mess y’all make. No footprints on floor or rugs. Don’t have open door to let them out.
Low maintenance.
A big heart needs more to spread the love around.
Emergency rations.
Entertainment for you!
For when Tom comes up with fish jokes!
Ornamental, unless it is an algae eater, those are utilitarian. Aquarium maintenance.
Cat TV
I never have figured out the watching-a-creature-live-in-a-cage thing.
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Purple People Eater about 1 month ago
Dinner.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
The fish was a diversity hire.
Just_Karl about 1 month ago
The fish makes the rest of you look better by comparison.
flemmingo about 1 month ago
The fish doesn’t make the mess y’all make. No footprints on floor or rugs. Don’t have open door to let them out.
vacman about 1 month ago
Low maintenance.
SlackPuter about 1 month ago
A big heart needs more to spread the love around.
Sir Isaac about 1 month ago
Emergency rations.
stukelele about 1 month ago
Entertainment for you!
enigmamz about 1 month ago
For when Tom comes up with fish jokes!
norphos about 1 month ago
Ornamental, unless it is an algae eater, those are utilitarian. Aquarium maintenance.
Hello Sweetie about 1 month ago
Cat TV
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
I never have figured out the watching-a-creature-live-in-a-cage thing.