Decayed, Decades, Same Difference NOT MY STORY
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to return this pot, please.”
(The pot in question is in a box with our store logo on it, but the box looks older than me.)
Me: “Okay. Do you have a receipt?”
Customer: “Yes.”
(The customer hands me a wrinkled, yellow receipt from the eighties.)
Me: “Ma’am, why do want to return this pot?”
Customer: “The lid gets too hot.”
Me: “So, you have used it, then?”
Customer: “Of course! I use it all the time. But the lid gets too hot, so I want to return it.”
Me: “Well, our return policy is limited to sixty days. You bought this twenty-three years ago.”
Customer: “But I have a receipt!”
Well, I didn’t see his lips move.
Brain like a tub ring.
He should break in and steal it like the honest crooks.
Oops. Now he owes the “dummy tax”.
sorta glad I’m broke – Sam can’t get any of my Social Security… yet…
I finally did ours this morning. Nothing brings out my anxiety and procrastination like taxes.
The income tax is robbery, and makes us serfs to the government.
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
Decayed, Decades, Same Difference NOT MY STORY
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to return this pot, please.”
(The pot in question is in a box with our store logo on it, but the box looks older than me.)
Me: “Okay. Do you have a receipt?”
Customer: “Yes.”
(The customer hands me a wrinkled, yellow receipt from the eighties.)
Me: “Ma’am, why do want to return this pot?”
Customer: “The lid gets too hot.”
Me: “So, you have used it, then?”
Customer: “Of course! I use it all the time. But the lid gets too hot, so I want to return it.”
Me: “Well, our return policy is limited to sixty days. You bought this twenty-three years ago.”
Customer: “But I have a receipt!”
danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, I didn’t see his lips move.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Brain like a tub ring.
constantine48 about 1 month ago
He should break in and steal it like the honest crooks.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Oops. Now he owes the “dummy tax”.
bobfjr about 1 month ago
sorta glad I’m broke – Sam can’t get any of my Social Security… yet…
dbrucepm about 1 month ago
I finally did ours this morning. Nothing brings out my anxiety and procrastination like taxes.
Gandalf about 1 month ago
The income tax is robbery, and makes us serfs to the government.