PMS Woman’s fuel is dark chocolate, red wine and some good salty chips or French Fries!
But, just you wait when she hits menopause, to quote Suzanne Somers she’ll have the Seven Dwarfs of Menopause–Itchy, Bitchy, Sleepy, Sweaty, Bloated, Forgetful and everyone’s favorite, All Dried Up!!!!
PMS Woman has the power to unlock the limits on all her credit cards. She has the ability to convert chocolate into pure body energy without gaining a pound or perspiring. She can determine which stores have the best discounts simply by tucking their ads into her bra. She can envision 4th dimensional space in her closets and jewelry boxes that doesn’t exist. She can find unused room in her house for any kind of useless femine knick knacks (even in kitchen cabinets and tool boxes). She has a professional movers ability to pack every inch of her vehicle with these purchases she can’t possibly live without. Retailers dream of PMS Woman every night.
And here’s a comment from Allen S:
PMS has the power to make every man in sight miserable. She once drove Superman to expose himself to kryptonite so that he’d die and not have to listen to her anymore.
Susan T. Byra Premium Member about 15 years ago
PMS Woman!! Able to deflate male chauvanist pigs, clueless boyfriends, and incompetent male bosses with a single glare!!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Ah yes…we have all encountered this superhero and the results are never good.
FunnyDeeds about 15 years ago
PMS Woman’s fuel is dark chocolate, red wine and some good salty chips or French Fries! But, just you wait when she hits menopause, to quote Suzanne Somers she’ll have the Seven Dwarfs of Menopause–Itchy, Bitchy, Sleepy, Sweaty, Bloated, Forgetful and everyone’s favorite, All Dried Up!!!!
LAFan about 15 years ago
PMS woman may be projecting that fat! Who knows, but she is definitley a woman on a mission and more power to her! PMS is NO Joke!
JerryGorton about 15 years ago
Good one, funny deeds!
bondjohnny about 15 years ago
My wonder woman
wyld1mi about 15 years ago
PMS Woman has the power to unlock the limits on all her credit cards. She has the ability to convert chocolate into pure body energy without gaining a pound or perspiring. She can determine which stores have the best discounts simply by tucking their ads into her bra. She can envision 4th dimensional space in her closets and jewelry boxes that doesn’t exist. She can find unused room in her house for any kind of useless femine knick knacks (even in kitchen cabinets and tool boxes). She has a professional movers ability to pack every inch of her vehicle with these purchases she can’t possibly live without. Retailers dream of PMS Woman every night.
3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago
…hot women saying dumb things…gotta love it:-)
FunnyDeeds about 15 years ago
Loved your comment, wyld1ml – Right on!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 15 years ago
I thought I’d post a couple comments that people made about this comic on my blog. Here’s the first one:
Scott A.: Oh John, this one is easy! Her major power of attack comes in three stages.
First is the glare of the evil eye! A gaze so intense it makes people cower in fear.
Next she’d thrash you with her tears of guilt that make any man mortified about what kind of person they are … inside!
Finally, when your at your weakest emotional point, she clobbers you with her mood swing.
I thought everyone knew about these powers. ;)
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 15 years ago
And here’s a comment from Allen S: PMS has the power to make every man in sight miserable. She once drove Superman to expose himself to kryptonite so that he’d die and not have to listen to her anymore.
John McCarthy Premium Member about 15 years ago
I’m thinking that chocolate would work like kryptonite. Enough of it would mellow her out to the point where you could escape.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 10 years ago
PMS is that time of the month when women act like men do all the time.