Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for April 28, 2024

Get a dictionary and look up “balding”. That’s all I need.

The plug is upside down.

A friend of mine said she didn’t know why her husband spent so much time in the bathroom, that it couldn’t be because he’s combing his hair.. an offhanded comment, because he has so little. I nearly choked on my coffee.

You need a hair drier for two hairs???

He was trying to dry his nose hairs???

He grabbed the hand vac by mistake.

Usually they blow…