Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 11, 2024

I wondered how they did that.

Uncanny.

Is that a French controlled castle in England? “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”.

Wait! There’s no Pull-Tab?

Suck in your chest so you don’t end up with heart surgery.

Brotherhood of Steel.

be prepared for a cat invasion

Actually, suiting up and suiting down is up to the Squire to take care of.

Fresh air is important when suffering from knight fever.

He got that from the dragon.

In the elaborate “Pettin’ in the Park” musical sequence in Gold Diggers of 1933, the women end up in sheet metal armor, but the men are prepared with can openers.

If I were going up against him in a joust, I’d choose that as my weapon.