Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 13, 2024

I missed the helicopter ejection seat, that would have been cool!

This is probably the fifth time this month panel ones happened. Just replace the object in his hands with whatever nightmare your brain can concoct. Mine is the tuna deboner deluxe…just several steak knives taped to a rotating fan

Catally. Once again Bucky coins a new word.

Toe jam cleaner, electric buffer.

Bucky IS a typical cat, ref the shoe comment!

Similar to the helicopter ejection seat;

Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller?

DISASTER!

My cats never threw up in my shoes, they did something much worse-right after I used them as test subjects for my KittyChute. Off the garage roof.

I am LOLing!!!!

Third panel is the quintessential Bucky portraits!

Dang, I wanted to see it slap Bucky in the face…or spin around and have the fork fly off and stick in the wall just as Rob walked in. Oh well, next time.

Now don’t go away mad. Just……go away.

Flying salami maker, unless it ejects to the side.

Helicopter ejection seat has been done; Russia’s KA-52 has them. The rotor blades are blown off first, the canopy is shattered with explosive cord, and then out you go. Youtube has Ukrainian film of it.

Sideways ejection.