Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 13, 2024

That screech was her imitating brakes.

From Not Always Right: A Vicious Bicycle Of Reasoning

(I ride my bike to school and home every day. One day, I’ve just left school and I’m riding on the road past the crowds of other students walking on the sidewalk. My high school is located on top of a hill, so I’m going at a pretty good clip when another student turns and, without looking, steps directly in front of me. I have no time to brake or swerve, and I plow right into him. We both get up, fortunately uninjured, and get onto the sidewalk.)

Me: “What the h***, man?! Why didn’t you look before you tried to cross the street?!”

Student: “Oh, sorry. I didn’t hear any cars coming so I thought it was safe to cross.”

Me: “Oh, sure, that makes sense.”

Student: “Really?”

Me: “Of course not! You just got creamed by a bicycle! Look both ways next time!”

NOT my story

Zoe wore horse jockey pants to ride a bicycle. Guess she thought wearing them would make her bicycle go blazing fast like a horse.

“….but it was certainly a FAST worm.”

I’m blazing on to the next comic.

There’s an invasive species called the jumping worm that moves surprisingly fast.

Hammie just wants a turn!

Zoe Knievel?

Aren’t they very slow?

We need a quick return to the “dentist” arc!

Shoulda clipped a playing card to the frame to make a brrrrrrrrrrrrr sound against the spokes.

Role Reversal Day?

Try lazy fast Zoe, it would be more apropos to the situation.

I don’t trust anyone especially if they’re in a car, putting on make up, shaving, texting, singing at the top of their lungs and tone deaf lol

Zoe the dare devil.

Another good story Loved the puppy chow story too.