Guy is in the locker room, changing to his golf gear. A phone on the bench rings, he answers it; “Hello” … “Honey, it’s me, sweetie. I’m at Tiffany’s and they have the most perfect ring and My birthday’s soon. Whadya say baby?” … “Well, do they have a necklace to match the ring?” … “Well, yes they do, can I get the pair?” …“Sure babe, nothing’s too good for my girl. See ya later.” He hangs up. His buddy asks; “Who was that?” … “No idea.”
When my daughter was very small, my phone used to ring late at night and wake her up. It always was a very drunk woman who would then ask “Is Arthur there?” I would tell her she had the wrong number, she’d apologize, and I would hang up and try to get my daughter back to sleep.
After about five or six times of this, I finally told her “No, he’s not here, but he told me to tell you that he’s not hanging around you no more because you got ugly and fat.”
I don’t know what happened to Arthur, but I never got another call.
BasilBruce about 1 month ago
Danny Devito had a much more fun way of handling wrong numbers in “Ruthless People.”
Little Caesar about 1 month ago
Who else remembers the “party line?”
chris_o42 about 1 month ago
I remember the party line when I was really young . It was fun to quietly listen to other conversations.
Redd Panda about 1 month ago
Guy is in the locker room, changing to his golf gear. A phone on the bench rings, he answers it; “Hello” … “Honey, it’s me, sweetie. I’m at Tiffany’s and they have the most perfect ring and My birthday’s soon. Whadya say baby?” … “Well, do they have a necklace to match the ring?” … “Well, yes they do, can I get the pair?” …“Sure babe, nothing’s too good for my girl. See ya later.” He hangs up. His buddy asks; “Who was that?” … “No idea.”
AM730 about 1 month ago
When my daughter was very small, my phone used to ring late at night and wake her up. It always was a very drunk woman who would then ask “Is Arthur there?” I would tell her she had the wrong number, she’d apologize, and I would hang up and try to get my daughter back to sleep.
After about five or six times of this, I finally told her “No, he’s not here, but he told me to tell you that he’s not hanging around you no more because you got ugly and fat.”
I don’t know what happened to Arthur, but I never got another call.
brklnbern about 1 month ago
Talk about arrogant and stupid. She takes the cake.