In Roman funeral processions, there was an actor who proceeded the deceased and who would mimic their actions. When the Emperor Vespasian died, and he was know for being very very cheap, the actor asked the crowd how much the funeral was costing. When the crowd yelled back “100,000 aurei!” The actor looked shocked, and replied “Then just pitch me in the Tiber!”
Màiri 2 months ago
Y’have to wonder
LOLBeth 2 months ago
“Mom, is this about that shady Bulgarian boyfriend you met online?”
nancyb creator 2 months ago
He’s not going to miss Mom when he, or she, is gone.
moonfrogger 2 months ago
Mothers…
mjgaillard 2 months ago
Let him buy a motorcycle. Then listen to her.
Aladar30 Premium Member 2 months ago
This is pretty dark.
Ida No 2 months ago
Moms tend to be passive-aggressive, especially when you haven’t called them for a few days.
AM730 2 months ago
In Roman funeral processions, there was an actor who proceeded the deceased and who would mimic their actions. When the Emperor Vespasian died, and he was know for being very very cheap, the actor asked the crowd how much the funeral was costing. When the crowd yelled back “100,000 aurei!” The actor looked shocked, and replied “Then just pitch me in the Tiber!”