Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 29, 2024

Uh, no

The Vidalia is a type of sweet yellow onion. They’re different from other types of yellow onions because of their high sugar content and low sulfur content.

The latest fad is Herbal Essence with hemp oil.

It’s almost Vidalia onion time, my favorite !!

Stay away from Giuliani’s hair dye, it leeks.

Ha! There’s a hair in my soup, and it adds a lovely flavor.

humor leeked out on this one

Now THAT is a pun.

she’d rather have garlic than a cowlick…