Colonel Sanders is dead. So unless it’s his ghost then they are fine.
We started an Easter tradition of dinner on Easter at Chick-fil-A®.
Right! He is down in the kitchen heating the fryer.
If Colonel Sanders was alive today, he’d be 133 years old….. and a real tough old bird, too.
No, but the Easter Bunny is, waiting to take her eggs.
He is hiding under your bed.
We always have lasagna. Of course, I’m Italian.
Shades of a Bloom County anxiety closet.
But, I smell frying chicken.
He’s a chicken serial killer.
Yeah, that will most definitely keep a chicken away at night…..
Besides, it would be an honor to be taken by the best, all the rejected chickens go to Chick-fil-A® or even worse Mary Brown
He keeps thinking tomorrow is Friedday.
He’s got bigger chickens to fry.
He’s under the bed. Can’t you smell the secret sauce?
If he tries, he could be the next Jonathan Segal Chicken. Great spoof book.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
TStyle78 about 2 months ago
Colonel Sanders is dead. So unless it’s his ghost then they are fine.
Zykoic about 2 months ago
We started an Easter tradition of dinner on Easter at Chick-fil-A®.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
Right! He is down in the kitchen heating the fryer.
Botulism Bob about 2 months ago
If Colonel Sanders was alive today, he’d be 133 years old….. and a real tough old bird, too.
therese_callahan2002 about 2 months ago
No, but the Easter Bunny is, waiting to take her eggs.
Jml58 about 2 months ago
He is hiding under your bed.
dlkrueger33 about 2 months ago
We always have lasagna. Of course, I’m Italian.
Just-me about 2 months ago
Shades of a Bloom County anxiety closet.
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
But, I smell frying chicken.
bhamdodger about 2 months ago
He’s a chicken serial killer.
raybarb44 about 2 months ago
Yeah, that will most definitely keep a chicken away at night…..
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
Besides, it would be an honor to be taken by the best, all the rejected chickens go to Chick-fil-A® or even worse Mary Brown
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
He keeps thinking tomorrow is Friedday.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
He’s got bigger chickens to fry.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
He’s under the bed. Can’t you smell the secret sauce?
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 2 months ago
If he tries, he could be the next Jonathan Segal Chicken. Great spoof book.