“Have your sides been SPLIT by laughing? Have you SLAPPED your KNEES so much they don’t work no more? Do you have an INJURY from ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING? Well, don’t call us! We only deal with CRANKSHAFT INJURIES! And no one’s going to LAUGH at this!”
“Mason, Meyer and Morrow”? C’mon, where’s the bad pun names? Was “Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe” not good enough? You named a lawyer “Amicus Breef”, you can’t just give us “Mason, Meyer, and Morrow”!
J.J. O'Malley about 2 months ago
Thanks, but all my legal situations are handled by Amicus Breef.
billsplut about 2 months ago
“Have your sides been SPLIT by laughing? Have you SLAPPED your KNEES so much they don’t work no more? Do you have an INJURY from ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING? Well, don’t call us! We only deal with CRANKSHAFT INJURIES! And no one’s going to LAUGH at this!”
comixbomix about 2 months ago
Dial “M” for Mortality.
billsplut about 2 months ago
TOM: “I have noticed something’s existence! Ergo—PUNCHLINE!” (crawls back to sleep with the rest of the 17-year cicadas)
hubbard3188 about 2 months ago
actually funny
Brian Perler Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Mason, Meyer and Morrow”? C’mon, where’s the bad pun names? Was “Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe” not good enough? You named a lawyer “Amicus Breef”, you can’t just give us “Mason, Meyer, and Morrow”!
ajr58(1) about 2 months ago
I miss the old days, when lawyers could not advertise like they do now.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Oh, that’s gonna P!$$ off the youngsters, calling Pickleball an old person game.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 2 months ago
How are they on paper cuts?
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
Evidently, they have no imagination……..the ‘toon proves it!!!
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
Foreshadowing of a bad wreck!
Mopman about 2 months ago
Ha? It’s funny because someone occasionally gets hurt playing pickleball? Why is this hilarious?
Disclaimer: I play pickleball occasionally, and it can be very competitive. I also have never seen anyone get injured.
gammaguy about 2 months ago
And Gravely Funeral Parlor specializes in elder burials.
AB9SS about 2 months ago
Yes. They represent the company named “Engulf N’ Devour”. Their motto: “Our fingers are into everything”!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
And don’t forget that famous attorney J. Ichabod Slipp…..