Ted Rall for March 08, 2024

What??

Maybe Commander felt that the Secret Service Agents were a threat to Biden since they were carrying guns.

I would hope commander would bite bibi’s third leg in the process

This is low, Ted, even for you.

Wow! Ted even hates Biden’s DOG!

Ted is willfully oblivious to the fact that thenchoice we are facing is Binary.

Pick one.

You can wish for a multiparty system a youbwant but it will not change our choices in November

Pick one.

Hold your nose if you need to, and please correct me if you think we have another option

But in the end PICK ONE

As lame a political cartoon as I have seen in years.

Ted is a huge supporter of Hamas terrorists.

Ted’s channeling the republicans of 1944. https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=qqt7b9veFo8

This is just a humanitarian response to those who ignore/condone [by silence] the seemingly never-ending, evil begets evil, that continues, effectively unabated, in the not-really-civilized Mideast.

Commander left the White House in October of 2023. He most likely had not been trained for the situation in the White House and thought he was protecting his humans, President and Dr. Biden. For his occasional boasting about his research, Ted obviously did not do any here and again, his pen vomits up a execrable hodge-podge of half formed thoughts. But Ted has to earn those rubles.

This is pretty much Ted’s level of humor that you will git at the commencement of a DMZ podcast. Speaking of which, the latest one, of course, lacked the intellectual honesty I requested when looking at the pros and cons of Biden. Ted could do so much better than he does. Instead, he tried to explain what a great disruption in history were the Guam primaries, where Biden was defeated. Stop the encyclopedia writers. I can’t wait to see the holes he tries to poke in the State of the Union speech………………………….Stay tuned for more 60-year-old adolescent angst.

Sigh, I’ll wander over and see what Cathy and Garfield are up to. Nothing to see here.

This is stupid. I’m not trying to be mean. This is just stupid.

Maybe it was the Secret Service agents who erased their phone data for the insurrection. In which case, Team Commander.

The humor is getting really black. Which is appropriate.

If Commander replaced the Israeli military, it’d be a welcome change. Dog burgers instead of bombs.

Unfettered emotion tends to extreme distortion. Not that I’m implying anything about the judgement of the creator of this toon. No.

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All the malevolent Chucky dolls with their verbal version of a knife, stabbing out with “Putin!”, just have to jump in whenever Ted creates another of his on-point and often darkly amusing cartoons.

That knife is rubber.

really weak

“Nother yawner . . .

Just super funny one today (again), Ted. Love it. Wednesday’s was great too. I was in a hurry and then forget to send a compliment re the last one.

Golly. Too bad I just gave out the Just Payne Stupid Award for today.

Dogs are great judges of character, and German Shepherds are the best at it. I believe they can sense intentions, or at least recognize discomfort in people. My Duke would lay at my feet if workers were in the house and stare at them. If they came close, he would growl. I learned to never hire anyone Duke didn’t accept, and he did accept most people with no problems. The one he growled at the most proved he was right ( long story). I would recommend that they move Commander back to the White House and get rid of the people he doesn’t like. You know that dog is on your side.

Let’s please remember that the US is not responsible for resolving the situation in Gaza. Could we do more? Sure. I’m very critical about our role and response.

that the best you can do???..pathetic