Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 30, 2010

‘Tis a sharp remedy but a sure cure for all ills.

Mrs. “Axe” Whacker! –Wonderful! And she’s such an innocent-looking, sweet little old lady!

just the ax mam

You know, she might get off with “justifiable homicide”.

Couldn’t axe for a more wacky defense.

Betty White could do that one up great!

Why is the ax allowed to be there?

I wondered why SHE went to the hardware store.

LizzieBorden.com has a lovely set of axes with replacement handles for just such an occasion.

It must have been the “Dick Clark’s Censored Bloopers” that pushed her over the edge. LOL

“innocent-looking” sisyphos? just look at those crazed eyes!

…but put down that mirror first. :)

Happens every day.

Steve: “Okay, now that you’ve got that out of your system, here’s the story you’ll tell the court: you saw a mosquito on your hubby’s head, and you thought you were holding a flyswatter. Got it?”

Good one, Rayannina. One of the variations on Sir Walter Raleigh’s last words.