Rufus, Rufus… we KNOW Gasoline Alley’s City Hall has a basement. You’re on the first floor. You’re pressing “1”, doofus!
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It’s a full menu of classics for the 12th:
Skeezix has a deal for the returning Cousin Lora, but I think the boy has been hanging around Uncle Avery too much. He’s picking up bad influences!
DeMise’s plan works like a charm, and the bandits have kidnapped the governor. But on a prairie, how do you get him anywhere in a stagecoach without leaving tracks?
While they wait for whatever is inexorably making its way up the fire escape, Maryjane wants to know the story behind this mysterious “Black Orchid Man”.
Slim has a sad, as the girls become the “Repair Bunnies”. I think Skeezix is starting to wonder if all the attention is actually good for business, or does it just look good for business?
God no grown man could be this stupid. Rufus needs to be killed off. His own stupidity would have offed him years ago. Is it me or is Rufus getting dumber and dumber over the years? I dont ever remember him be so stupid riding up and down an a simple machine would be his idea of fun….
The big news down in Gasoline Alley is that City Hall is finally compliant with the Americans with Disabilities Act! It also rejects the doctrine of the Trinity. First the town turns its back on fossil fuels, and now this????
Hmmm, pretty sure the reason for the town’s bad reputation isn’t its name, but rather that fact that this unwashed yokel is constantly wandering around the lobby of City Hall for all visitors to see.
Dirty Dragon about 2 months ago
Rufus, Rufus… we KNOW Gasoline Alley’s City Hall has a basement. You’re on the first floor. You’re pressing “1”, doofus!
- – – – -
It’s a full menu of classics for the 12th:
Skeezix has a deal for the returning Cousin Lora, but I think the boy has been hanging around Uncle Avery too much. He’s picking up bad influences!
DeMise’s plan works like a charm, and the bandits have kidnapped the governor. But on a prairie, how do you get him anywhere in a stagecoach without leaving tracks?
While they wait for whatever is inexorably making its way up the fire escape, Maryjane wants to know the story behind this mysterious “Black Orchid Man”.
Slim has a sad, as the girls become the “Repair Bunnies”. I think Skeezix is starting to wonder if all the attention is actually good for business, or does it just look good for business?
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 2 months ago
Abject hillbilly silly looked good on Gomer but the Gufus Rufus don’t play as well.
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
Somebody—PLEASE get rid of that stupid rube!!
iggyman about 2 months ago
If Rufus is the elevator operator, how long did it take for him to learn the route?
Darryl Heine about 2 months ago
Don’t push all the buttons to go to all floors!
Zepher about 2 months ago
Rufus … Rufus … Rufus – What have you done with kitty
omegasupreme about 2 months ago
God no grown man could be this stupid. Rufus needs to be killed off. His own stupidity would have offed him years ago. Is it me or is Rufus getting dumber and dumber over the years? I dont ever remember him be so stupid riding up and down an a simple machine would be his idea of fun….
BlitzMcD about 2 months ago
Ruthless is pretty much the counterpart of Satchel over at Get Fuzzy.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 2 months ago
Will the elevator go sideways instead of up or down?With Rufus at the controls,anything is possible
David Rickard Premium Member about 2 months ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
The big news down in Gasoline Alley is that City Hall is finally compliant with the Americans with Disabilities Act! It also rejects the doctrine of the Trinity. First the town turns its back on fossil fuels, and now this????
BJShipley1 about 2 months ago
Hmmm, pretty sure the reason for the town’s bad reputation isn’t its name, but rather that fact that this unwashed yokel is constantly wandering around the lobby of City Hall for all visitors to see.