bacon by Lonnie Millsap for February 07, 2024

That’s not a kni— oh, sorry, wrong crocodile.

Shouldn’t their neighbors be zebas?

terrible

LOL, terrible, but worthy of LOL!

DILE it back. be nice and fatten em up first

How much is that doggie in the window,

I’m really quite hungry you see,

Is that a Pomeranian or a Pit Bull,

A real Crocodile delicacy. Yum Yum

I thought suburban crocodiles were on polo shirts. Never mind those are suburban alligators.

… and yet they still come over to visit???

“The big shock was when they found out we weren’t alligators.”

Suburban gators eat zeebas.

You might be standoffish too when they make handbags out of your kids, but I won’t buy one! I am against that kind of thing!

The Wilson’s need new sets of luggage, a purse and some shoes.