Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 01, 2024

Get a hairdryer.

That’s sad

I thought that you just pulled the plug and he automatically deflated.

Is that a real wife / girlfriend or is she inflatable, too?

Why would you want to?

The only snowmen seen this year need an extension cord. No snow and heavy parka hidden in the closet. No idea where the snow shovel is.

If an almost snowless year isn’t a clue, what will it take to get the attention of the deniers?

It’s like Defunding Real Police…

Oh that’s easy, buy everyone in the family 64oz sodas, chug them down and let nature take its course.

Reminds me of a character in another comic who, when faced with a carton of fresh veggies, asks, “What’s all this? Everybody knows real food comes in boxes.”

At least they don’t make any inflatable decorations that flop around like you see at cheap used car dealers…not yet, anyway…

They should have thawed of that before.

Tell him he needs to lose weight, and his nose is too big.