Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 18, 2023

However, this image was an unfortunate choice for Miss Olson’s dating profile!!

That would mean anyone could get free burgers from Burger King for life if they lived in Argentina because all they’d have to do is legally change their last names to Parrilla.

Ortney Kolson One time there were four watermelons. One time I was 7.64 seconds old.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

There were only about 2000 people in the United States with the surname Parrilla in 2010.

Are those prosthetic heads I see?!? I didn’t know there was such a thing.

Note to self: Do NOT propose to Kortney…

That’s a very interesting body part on the far right. I won….

Oh. It’s only the top of a crutch.

Nevermind.

That BK campaign was limited to a very short time. Only those who registered, there were about 300 of them, are allowed to get a free Whooper once in a while.

What a waste of good watermelons.

On a side note, Kortney Olsen is involuntarily celibate.

Used to be when someone suffered a terrible face wound they wore a mask to cover the injury.

Kortney Olsen never has had a second date.

Yeah, I hear that politicians have them.

Kortney “Thigh Master” Olson?

Ok, so “parilla” is Spanish for “grill”. Now what is the translation for “Sarsparilla”? ;-p

She’s a widow, now. Her husband’s head was crushed. It was ruled an accident.

She has nothing on that woman who crushes melons with her boobs

There are people who go to bed hungry, and people insist on playing with food and wasting it.

Think I’ll stay clear of Kortney. Ouch!