You’d better Christmas card him
A teeny tiny gnome walk into a bar…
Card him!
Just give him a short one for the road.
Aren’t mini bars more expensive?
All the elf wants is some eggnog…
Actually, what he needs is either an elevator stool, or a friendly patron with a hands up.
It’s not nice to height shame, especially elves that know Santa so well.
Don’t p!ss him off, he’s got a short fuse!
I would never get a Santa’s helper mad, words are spread fast between the working elves !
Call the fbi, bartender just said a hate speech…
he came to see if they were looking for a short order cook…
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Digital Frog 5 months ago
You’d better Christmas card him
Gent 5 months ago
A teeny tiny gnome walk into a bar…
Zykoic 5 months ago
Card him!
nosirrom 5 months ago
Just give him a short one for the road.
TStyle78 5 months ago
Aren’t mini bars more expensive?
Just-me 5 months ago
All the elf wants is some eggnog…
preacherman 5 months ago
Actually, what he needs is either an elevator stool, or a friendly patron with a hands up.
cuzinron47 5 months ago
It’s not nice to height shame, especially elves that know Santa so well.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
Don’t p!ss him off, he’s got a short fuse!
sufamelico 5 months ago
I would never get a Santa’s helper mad, words are spread fast between the working elves !
T... 5 months ago
Call the fbi, bartender just said a hate speech…
gopher gofer 5 months ago
he came to see if they were looking for a short order cook…