Glue it back on the shelf!
Aka, shelved elf.
“Call me an elf one more time.” “You’re an elf!” LOL!
Gad! An elf snowflake.
Call me Elf one more time!
Whatever. Get back on the shelf…
Instead of the shelf he’s about ready to be put back in the attic for another year.
“Actually, that’s ‘criminal trespasser’ to me.”
He has a fairy short temper.
Awfully touchy about his height.
The bigger the title, the smaller the paycheck.
Gossip monger to children everywhere.
“You feelin’ strong, my friend?!”
Ah, politically correct, another creepy reason to despise holiday elves.
@BLUNE, That’s one Karen elf to you
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Yakety Sax 5 months ago
Glue it back on the shelf!
Ubintold 5 months ago
Aka, shelved elf.
therese_callahan2002 5 months ago
“Call me an elf one more time.” “You’re an elf!” LOL!
blunebottle 5 months ago
Gad! An elf snowflake.
fjc007 5 months ago
Call me Elf one more time!
Amra Leo 5 months ago
Whatever. Get back on the shelf…
Tired 5 months ago
Instead of the shelf he’s about ready to be put back in the attic for another year.
AtariDragon 5 months ago
“Actually, that’s ‘criminal trespasser’ to me.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
He has a fairy short temper.
cuzinron47 5 months ago
Awfully touchy about his height.
CrzyDyeman 5 months ago
The bigger the title, the smaller the paycheck.
goboboyd 5 months ago
Gossip monger to children everywhere.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 5 months ago
“You feelin’ strong, my friend?!”
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 5 months ago
Ah, politically correct, another creepy reason to despise holiday elves.
sufamelico 5 months ago
@BLUNE, That’s one Karen elf to you